[Cagdu] For Our Pets

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Juliet,
This is so very true about our cats and dogs. It is very wild around 
here with my cats. We do alot of things for our animals. L& g are very 
spoiled. It's what we do for our cats and dogs to show them you love 
them. Juliet is this so very true of our animals. They like to be with 
you 24/7 if you let them. Cats rule, Dogs drowl. My cats get what ever 
they want to a certain point. One of my cats doesn't want want me to 
read the paper because he would like the attention.
Our animals like to surprise us us little gifts. I love all animals 
except certain ones. I also appreciate the mess age also. Have a great 
week everybody.
Leaner and family



-----Original Message-----
From: Juliett Cody <julietcody at cox.net>
To: roberholzer at roadrunner.com; cagdu at nfbcal.org
Sent: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:51 am
Subject: Re: [Cagdu] For Our Pets






Hello Roger,
As you know having my girl Marly, and two new kittens who get wilder by 
the
minute, I appreciate the message.
JC and m
----- Original Message -----
From: "Roger Oberholzer" <roberholzer at roadrunner.com>
To: <cagdu at nfbcal.org>
Sent: Saturday, September 15, 2007 10:27 AM
Subject: [Cagdu] For Our Pets


> To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet
> nose height.
>
> Dear Dogs and Cats:
>
> The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain
> your food.
>
> The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
>
> Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my
> plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming
> your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically
> pleasing in the slightest.
>
> The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a
> racetrack.  Beating me to the bottom is not the
> object.  Tripping me doesn't help because I fall
> faster than you can run.
>
> I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.  I
> am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue
> sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and
> cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
> It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
> other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.
>
> I also know that sticking tails straight out and
> having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize
> space is nothing but sarcasm.
>
> For the last time, there is no secret exit from the
> bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and
> manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to
> claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
> paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I
> must exit through the same door I entered.
>
> Also, I have been using the bathroom for years
> --canine or feline attendance is not required.
>
> The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other
> dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
>
> To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the
> following message on our front door:
>
> To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain
> About Our Pets:
>
> 1. They live here. You don't.
> 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay
> off the furniture.
> That's why they call it "fur"niture.
> 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most
> people.
> 4. To you, they are an animal.
>
> To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short,> hairy, walks 
on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

>
> Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because
> they:
>
> 1. Eat less
> 2. Don't ask for money all the time
> 3 Are easier to train
> 4. Normally come when called
> 5. Never ask to drive the car
> 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
> 7. Don't smoke or drink
> 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
> 9. Don't want to wear your clothes
> 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
> 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
>
>
>
>
> 
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