From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Sun Dec 6 21:59:29 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Sun, 6 Dec 2009 21:59:29 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] CAGDU monthly conference call. Message-ID: <419662.27780.qm@smtp109.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Hello Everyone- The California Association of Guide Dog Users (CAGDU) would like to invite all guide dog users and people interested in guide dogs to join us at our monthly meeting via Conference call on Sunday December 13/09 at 6:30PM PST. The call in number is (616)347-8400 and the Pin is: 1234# Looking forward to hearing from you all. Tina Thomas Vice President (CAGDU) NFBC. "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's." - Billy Wilder From rstigile at sbcglobal.net Mon Dec 7 06:49:13 2009 From: rstigile at sbcglobal.net (Robert Stigile) Date: Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:49:13 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] CAGDU monthly conference call. Message-ID: <484397.55104.qm@smtp101.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Hello Tina and All, I will be there, though I would like to make a slight correction to the information below. The phone number is correct, but the pin is not. The actual pin is 184220 and the pound sign. Take care, Robert Stigile e-mail: rstigile at sbcglobal.net Twitter: www.twitter.com/rstigile > ----- Original Message ----- >From: "tina thomas " To: Date sent: Sun, 6 Dec 2009 21:59:29 -0800 >Subject: [Cagdu] CAGDU monthly conference call. >Hello Everyone- The California Association of Guide Dog Users (CAGDU) would >like to invite all guide dog users and people interested in guide dogs to >join us at our monthly meeting via Conference call on Sunday December >13/09 at 6:30PM PST. The call in number is (616)347-8400 and the Pin is: >1234# >Looking forward to hearing from you all. >Tina Thomas >Vice President (CAGDU) NFBC. >"Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of >someone else's." >- Billy Wilder >_______________________________________________ >Cagdu mailing list >Cagdu at nfbcal.org >https://www.nfbcal.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/cagdu From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Mon Dec 7 08:43:16 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Mon, 7 Dec 2009 08:43:16 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] CAGDU monthly conference call. In-Reply-To: <484397.55104.qm@smtp101.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Message-ID: <458491.100.qm@smtp102.sbc.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Sorry about that guys. Thanks Robert for the correction. The pin again Is: Tina 184220# "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's." - Billy Wilder -----Original Message----- From: cagdu-bounces at nfbcal.org [mailto:cagdu-bounces at nfbcal.org] On Behalf Of Robert Stigile Sent: Monday, December 07, 2009 6:49 AM To: cagdu at nfbcal.org Subject: Re: [Cagdu] CAGDU monthly conference call. Hello Tina and All, I will be there, though I would like to make a slight correction to the information below. The phone number is correct, but the pin is not. The actual pin is 184220 and the pound sign. Take care, Robert Stigile e-mail: rstigile at sbcglobal.net Twitter: www.twitter.com/rstigile > ----- Original Message ----- >From: "tina thomas " To: Date sent: Sun, 6 Dec 2009 21:59:29 -0800 >Subject: [Cagdu] CAGDU monthly conference call. >Hello Everyone- The California Association of Guide Dog Users (CAGDU) >would like to invite all guide dog users and people interested in guide dogs to >join us at our monthly meeting via Conference call on Sunday December >13/09 at 6:30PM PST. The call in number is (616)347-8400 and the Pin is: >1234# >Looking forward to hearing from you all. >Tina Thomas >Vice President (CAGDU) NFBC. >"Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own >instead of someone else's." >- Billy Wilder >_______________________________________________ >Cagdu mailing list >Cagdu at nfbcal.org >https://www.nfbcal.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/cagdu _______________________________________________ Cagdu mailing list Cagdu at nfbcal.org https://www.nfbcal.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/cagdu No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.709 / Virus Database: 270.14.96/2549 - Release Date: 12/06/09 11:37:00 From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Mon Dec 7 21:07:42 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Mon, 7 Dec 2009 21:07:42 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] FW: How the guide dog stole Christmas Message-ID: <122027.54009.qm@smtp102.sbc.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Subject: How the guide dog stole Christmas Copyright C 2000, Jenine Stanley All the Whoos down in Whooville liked Christmas a lot, But one canine called Guide Dog certainly did not. He did not like the fuss of the holiday season. Nobody knew why or just what the reason. It could be that his tail wasn't screwed on just right, Or maybe his collar was just a bit tight. It seems though that the true cause of it all, Was that his harness was two sizes too small! Whatever the reason, whatever the cause, The Guide Dog hated Christmas with all four of his paws! He hated the Whoos and their silly bobbles and lights, Their strange decorations and elves dressed in tights. He loathed their gift wrapping with ribbons and bows! He abhorred the tinsel and sprinkles that tickled his nose! Then there was the food they left lying about, All those munchies and crunchies bought in massive amounts. There were peppermint swirls and plum cakes made with yeast, Cookies and FooFoos, and tons of roast beast. It all sat out there for the Guide Dog to see, But he could not have any! Not one bite you see. But the worst thing the Whoos did at this time of year, The thing that he dreaded whenever he'd hear, Was the great din those Whoos made when playing with toys. Oh but it wasn't just that! Everywhere there was noise! Noise, noise, noise noise! >From the tall to the small, Every Whoo made some noise, every one of them all! Little Whoos shouted and tooted and whooped! Senior citizen Whoos grumbled and groused as they stooped! Their Whoo cars honked loudly out there in the street! And the cackle of Whoo laughter went up every time they would meet! The Guide dog could not escape all this horrifically sound. There simply was no quiet place to be found! >From his bed he could hear them, with their Whoo bells they'd ring. But the worst part of all was when grown up Whoos tried to sing! They would hum or they'd whistle or screech out a song. Some would sing way off key or hold notes far too long. For some, louder was better; their tones quite absurd. "Give it up!" growled the Guide Dog. "Those aren't the right words!" The Guide Dog looked down upon Whooville one day, Tolerating this tumult he could not do, no way! So he gave a great shake and fur flew as he thought How can I stop this? How can Christmas be not? Then the Guide dog took a paw through his mail, Bills, bills, junk, bills and more junk, it never did fail. And there in the stack was another reminder, Another good bit for the Guide Dog's paper grinder! In a bright envelop was a glossy red card, The image on which the Guide Dog studied hard. An adorable puppy in harness sat there, With large liquid brown eyes it did sappily stare. "How precious," smeared the Guide Dog at the cuddly pup. "I suppose this will get those Whoos to give up Some of their hard earned money to that guide dog school. Oh, if you only knew what you were in for, you fuzzy fool." Just then an idea popped into his head! Why fight Christmas? Why not try to steal it instead? If the Whoos would give money, what else could he get? Could he take away Christmas? You certainly bet! So that Guide Dog set out to make himself look As adorable and engaging as those dog guides in books. He dyed his dog fur to a fashionable hew And made his pointy ears hang down like a cute dog guide's do. 'Round his neck he secured a large bright red bow, And a full set of sleigh bells on his harness did go. Then that Guide Dog did practice a wide goofy grin, He plumped up his muzzle and drooled on his chin. Lastly he worked out how to waggle his tail To look silly and harmless and charm without fail. His costume complete, the Guide Dog set out Very late Christmas Eve when no Whoos were about. He made his way from this house to that Being sure to reek havoc each place he stopped at. With a swipe of his tail, decorations were smashed! His paws made quick work of the gift wrap, now trashed! The Whoo presents came open just to shred with his teeth And he even destroyed their lovely Whoo wreath. Into their kitchens the Guide Dog next went, Cleaned the counters, the pantry, and then down he bent. With a loud sloppy shlurp he drank the Whoos' Christmas punch. Then considered some cookies upon which to munch. As you can only imagine what goes in must come out. This was part of the plan though and lying about Were piles and piles of odorous stuff, Ruining more decorations, but that wasn't enough! At each house, the Guide Dog did tiptoe upstairs And onto the Whoos' best clothing he shed many hairs. He slobbered on Mother Whoo's silk blouse and chewed on Father Whoo's tie. He hid one of each child's socks though he didn't know why. The Guide Dog fought to hide the smile on his lips. Those Whoos would have no Christmas! They were up to their hips In ruined belongings, without any food! "My, I'm clever, a doggie quite good!" His last stop nearly finished, his work nearly done, The Guide Dog was joyous and having great fun. After eating and swilling Whoo cookies and Whoo wine, A place to relieve he quickly needed to find! What better spot than that Whoo Christmas tree! But as he lifted one leg, he heard a sound, wee. Tiny Whoo footsteps on soft slippered toes, Brought a tiny Whoo child with a small button nose. She stood near the sofa and listened with care, Then she stepped cautiously forward and asked him "Who's there?" The Guide Dog could tell as she moved through the room, That this child could not see him by the tree where he loomed. Her eyes did not move as she came right up to touch The tip of his nose, then she giggled so much. "Oh my,"she whispered as her fingers explored his thick fur "What a beautiful puppy you are." Then the dog said to her, "Uhm, yes Little Whoo, now you'd best run along. Santa Klaus will soon be here if I am not wrong." The Guide Dog moved slightly and his harness bells shook. Then the wee Whoo girl bent close for a look. Her smile grew enormously wide as her hands felt the gear, The straps and the buckles and handle so near. "You are a dog guide." She uttered with pride. "You are specially trained to walk by my side. I've read all about you in school." Noted she. "And when I grow up, a dog like you will help me to see." The Guide Dog understood now. For a moment he paused. "Good for you Little One, but it's bedtime now, because Santa will come soon and he'll want you asleep, Tucked up in your bedroom without even a peep." There were no words exchanged as they stood there, those two. The girl took the harness handle and the dog knew what to do. He walked very carefully as she followed beside, Past the broken decorations and messes that he could not hide, But she never noticed. If she did, would she care? It was much more important to have this dog there. With a gentle move right and a walk down the hall, The Guide Dog did take her past things great and small. She kissed his cold nose, "You're a very good pup." Then he gave her a shlurp to the face and sent her on up. That little Whoo toddled upstairs as he stifled a tear. The Guide Dog knew though he must be out of here! After shorting out the Whoos' lights with one lift of his leg, He started for home, for his own bed he did beg. As the sun rose that morning, the Guide Dog stretched with a smile. Narry a sound could be heard for a mile! No Whoos tooting honkers, no Whoos tweeting horns! No Whoos clanking clackers! No Whoos popping corn! And best of all, no Whoo voices singing those hideous songs! No Whoos, but wait, could the Guide Dog be wrong? Far far away through the chill morning air, A tiny Whoo voice sang, bright and clear without care. Oh, some Whoos were astonished when they awoke to the mess. Some Whoos complained loudly and some did profess. But the little Whoo girl did not pay them much heed. Her Christmas gift had not been ruined indeed. She sang out so loudly of what she had done. She'd walked with a dog guide! It had been great fun! Soon her happy spirit caught everyone's ear, And filled all the Whoos with holiday cheer. The sound drifted high up to the Guide Dog's warm bed. It wasn't a bad sound, but a sweet one instead. The Guide Dog did wonder as he sat up and yawned, How could those Whoos be festive as Christmas Day dawned? They had no presents, no grand Christmas meal, No lights and no tree and no clothes to appeal. But they all kept on singing, with that one little tot. The Guide Dog then saw just what they'd all got. It is true of that Christmas in Whooville they say, That the Guide Dog's harness grew three sizes bigger that day! For he learned that Christmas doesn't come from a store. It comes from us giving ourselves and much more. No virus found in this incoming message. 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Love, JC and M ----- Original Message ----- From: tina thomas To: cagdu at nfbcal.org Sent: Monday, December 07, 2009 9:07 PM Subject: [Cagdu] FW: How the guide dog stole Christmas Subject: How the guide dog stole Christmas Copyright ? 2000, Jenine Stanley All the Whoos down in Whooville liked Christmas a lot, But one canine called Guide Dog certainly did not. He did not like the fuss of the holiday season. Nobody knew why or just what the reason. It could be that his tail wasn't screwed on just right, Or maybe his collar was just a bit tight. It seems though that the true cause of it all, Was that his harness was two sizes too small! Whatever the reason, whatever the cause, The Guide Dog hated Christmas with all four of his paws! He hated the Whoos and their silly bobbles and lights, Their strange decorations and elves dressed in tights. He loathed their gift wrapping with ribbons and bows! He abhorred the tinsel and sprinkles that tickled his nose! Then there was the food they left lying about, All those munchies and crunchies bought in massive amounts. There were peppermint swirls and plum cakes made with yeast, Cookies and FooFoos, and tons of roast beast. It all sat out there for the Guide Dog to see, But he could not have any! Not one bite you see. But the worst thing the Whoos did at this time of year, The thing that he dreaded whenever he'd hear, Was the great din those Whoos made when playing with toys. Oh but it wasn't just that! Everywhere there was noise! Noise, noise, noise noise! >From the tall to the small, Every Whoo made some noise, every one of them all! Little Whoos shouted and tooted and whooped! Senior citizen Whoos grumbled and groused as they stooped! Their Whoo cars honked loudly out there in the street! And the cackle of Whoo laughter went up every time they would meet! The Guide dog could not escape all this horrifically sound. There simply was no quiet place to be found! >From his bed he could hear them, with their Whoo bells they'd ring. But the worst part of all was when grown up Whoos tried to sing! They would hum or they'd whistle or screech out a song. Some would sing way off key or hold notes far too long. For some, louder was better; their tones quite absurd. "Give it up!" growled the Guide Dog. "Those aren't the right words!" The Guide Dog looked down upon Whooville one day, Tolerating this tumult he could not do, no way! So he gave a great shake and fur flew as he thought How can I stop this? How can Christmas be not? Then the Guide dog took a paw through his mail, Bills, bills, junk, bills and more junk, it never did fail. And there in the stack was another reminder, Another good bit for the Guide Dog's paper grinder! In a bright envelop was a glossy red card, The image on which the Guide Dog studied hard. An adorable puppy in harness sat there, With large liquid brown eyes it did sappily stare. "How precious," smeared the Guide Dog at the cuddly pup. "I suppose this will get those Whoos to give up Some of their hard earned money to that guide dog school. Oh, if you only knew what you were in for, you fuzzy fool." Just then an idea popped into his head! Why fight Christmas? Why not try to steal it instead? If the Whoos would give money, what else could he get? Could he take away Christmas? You certainly bet! So that Guide Dog set out to make himself look As adorable and engaging as those dog guides in books. He dyed his dog fur to a fashionable hew And made his pointy ears hang down like a cute dog guide's do. 'Round his neck he secured a large bright red bow, And a full set of sleigh bells on his harness did go. Then that Guide Dog did practice a wide goofy grin, He plumped up his muzzle and drooled on his chin. Lastly he worked out how to waggle his tail To look silly and harmless and charm without fail. His costume complete, the Guide Dog set out Very late Christmas Eve when no Whoos were about. He made his way from this house to that Being sure to reek havoc each place he stopped at. With a swipe of his tail, decorations were smashed! His paws made quick work of the gift wrap, now trashed! The Whoo presents came open just to shred with his teeth And he even destroyed their lovely Whoo wreath. Into their kitchens the Guide Dog next went, Cleaned the counters, the pantry, and then down he bent. With a loud sloppy shlurp he drank the Whoos' Christmas punch. Then considered some cookies upon which to munch. As you can only imagine what goes in must come out. This was part of the plan though and lying about Were piles and piles of odorous stuff, Ruining more decorations, but that wasn't enough! At each house, the Guide Dog did tiptoe upstairs And onto the Whoos' best clothing he shed many hairs. He slobbered on Mother Whoo's silk blouse and chewed on Father Whoo's tie. He hid one of each child's socks though he didn't know why. The Guide Dog fought to hide the smile on his lips. Those Whoos would have no Christmas! They were up to their hips In ruined belongings, without any food! "My, I'm clever, a doggie quite good!" His last stop nearly finished, his work nearly done, The Guide Dog was joyous and having great fun. After eating and swilling Whoo cookies and Whoo wine, A place to relieve he quickly needed to find! What better spot than that Whoo Christmas tree! But as he lifted one leg, he heard a sound, wee. Tiny Whoo footsteps on soft slippered toes, Brought a tiny Whoo child with a small button nose. She stood near the sofa and listened with care, Then she stepped cautiously forward and asked him "Who's there?" The Guide Dog could tell as she moved through the room, That this child could not see him by the tree where he loomed. Her eyes did not move as she came right up to touch The tip of his nose, then she giggled so much. "Oh my,"she whispered as her fingers explored his thick fur "What a beautiful puppy you are." Then the dog said to her, "Uhm, yes Little Whoo, now you'd best run along. Santa Klaus will soon be here if I am not wrong." The Guide Dog moved slightly and his harness bells shook. Then the wee Whoo girl bent close for a look. Her smile grew enormously wide as her hands felt the gear, The straps and the buckles and handle so near. "You are a dog guide." She uttered with pride. "You are specially trained to walk by my side. I've read all about you in school." Noted she. "And when I grow up, a dog like you will help me to see." The Guide Dog understood now. For a moment he paused. "Good for you Little One, but it's bedtime now, because Santa will come soon and he'll want you asleep, Tucked up in your bedroom without even a peep." There were no words exchanged as they stood there, those two. The girl took the harness handle and the dog knew what to do. He walked very carefully as she followed beside, Past the broken decorations and messes that he could not hide, But she never noticed. If she did, would she care? It was much more important to have this dog there. With a gentle move right and a walk down the hall, The Guide Dog did take her past things great and small. She kissed his cold nose, "You're a very good pup." Then he gave her a shlurp to the face and sent her on up. That little Whoo toddled upstairs as he stifled a tear. The Guide Dog knew though he must be out of here! After shorting out the Whoos' lights with one lift of his leg, He started for home, for his own bed he did beg. As the sun rose that morning, the Guide Dog stretched with a smile. Narry a sound could be heard for a mile! No Whoos tooting honkers, no Whoos tweeting horns! No Whoos clanking clackers! No Whoos popping corn! And best of all, no Whoo voices singing those hideous songs! No Whoos, but wait, could the Guide Dog be wrong? Far far away through the chill morning air, A tiny Whoo voice sang, bright and clear without care. Oh, some Whoos were astonished when they awoke to the mess. Some Whoos complained loudly and some did profess. But the little Whoo girl did not pay them much heed. Her Christmas gift had not been ruined indeed. She sang out so loudly of what she had done. She'd walked with a dog guide! It had been great fun! Soon her happy spirit caught everyone's ear, And filled all the Whoos with holiday cheer. The sound drifted high up to the Guide Dog's warm bed. It wasn't a bad sound, but a sweet one instead. The Guide Dog did wonder as he sat up and yawned, How could those Whoos be festive as Christmas Day dawned? They had no presents, no grand Christmas meal, No lights and no tree and no clothes to appeal. But they all kept on singing, with that one little tot. The Guide Dog then saw just what they'd all got. It is true of that Christmas in Whooville they say, That the Guide Dog's harness grew three sizes bigger that day! For he learned that Christmas doesn't come from a store. It comes from us giving ourselves and much more. No virus found in this incoming message. 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Dillon) Date: Mon, 7 Dec 2009 17:45:36 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] Orientation Center for the Blind practices and procedures Message-ID: Hi all: Attached please find the OCB policies and procedures. I haven't looked throgh it yet but the current administrator for OCB says their guidelines concerning guide dogs is on the last page. He said he is interested in our feedback. I lok forward todiscussiong at our next meetng. Our next meeting is this Sunday, December 13, at 6:30 p.m. I hope you are wel. SHANNON L. DILLON -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://nfbcal.org/pipermail/cagdu/attachments/20091207/0116c995/attachment.html -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... 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Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's." - Billy Wilder From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Tue Dec 8 09:52:00 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Tue, 8 Dec 2009 09:52:00 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] Orientation Center for the Blind practices and procedures In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <763261.62030.qm@smtp107.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Thanks Shannon. Hope all is well. Tina "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's." - Billy Wilder _____ From: cagdu-bounces at nfbcal.org [mailto:cagdu-bounces at nfbcal.org] On Behalf Of Shannon L. Dillon Sent: Monday, December 07, 2009 5:46 PM To: cagdu at nfbcal.org Subject: [Cagdu] Orientation Center for the Blind practices and procedures Hi all: Attached please find the OCB policies and procedures. I haven't looked throgh it yet but the current administrator for OCB says their guidelines concerning guide dogs is on the last page. He said he is interested in our feedback. I lok forward todiscussiong at our next meetng. Our next meeting is this Sunday, December 13, at 6:30 p.m. I hope you are wel. SHANNON L. DILLON No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.709 / Virus Database: 270.14.98/2551 - Release Date: 12/07/09 23:34:00 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://nfbcal.org/pipermail/cagdu/attachments/20091208/1b09da38/attachment.html From kenvolonte at comcast.net Tue Dec 8 20:59:24 2009 From: kenvolonte at comcast.net (Ken Volonte) Date: Tue, 8 Dec 2009 20:59:24 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] Orientation Center for the Blind practices and procedures References: Message-ID: <7FD4DC1B8E714FD39607757A55F76899@ken5f734aa928e> So item 5 is the problem because it leaves individual instructors to define the parameters. Now we know. Thanks Shannon. Talk to you Sunday. Ken ----- Original Message ----- From: Shannon L. Dillon To: cagdu at nfbcal.org Sent: Monday, December 07, 2009 5:45 PM Subject: [Cagdu] Orientation Center for the Blind practices and procedures Hi all: Attached please find the OCB policies and procedures. I haven't looked throgh it yet but the current administrator for OCB says their guidelines concerning guide dogs is on the last page. He said he is interested in our feedback. I lok forward todiscussiong at our next meetng. Our next meeting is this Sunday, December 13, at 6:30 p.m. I hope you are wel. SHANNON L. DILLON ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _______________________________________________ Cagdu mailing list Cagdu at nfbcal.org https://www.nfbcal.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/cagdu -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://nfbcal.org/pipermail/cagdu/attachments/20091208/f44724e6/attachment.html From rstigile at sbcglobal.net Wed Dec 9 15:38:54 2009 From: rstigile at sbcglobal.net (Robert Stigile) Date: Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:38:54 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] Guide Dog policy Message-ID: <256194.36964.qm@smtp126.sbc.mail.sp1.yahoo.com> Hello Cagdu Community, I read the policy that OCB has regarding Guide Dogs, as well as the message from the acting director from OCB who stated, that if we have suggestions, that he would be interested in hearing from us. I think that this could be a great opportunity, if we want to make a change to their policy regarding Guide Dog use. I took the liberty, of asking the NFB Centers, what they do regarding Guide Dogs, and Julie Deden, has responded. This is what she says: Regarding dogs: We love to work with students that use dog guides. They use their dogs to travel to and from the center each day and of cource use them on evenings and weekends. The student puts there dog in a classroom, my office or somewhere where the dog is happy during the day. They see them on breaks and at lunch time. I tell our students that this is like working in many ways. The students are required to use their canes all day at the center. This has always worked out well for the student and their dog. They truly do develop great cane skills and confidence. I hope that this helps. Thanks so much Julie Robert Stigile e-mail: rstigile at sbcglobal.net Twitter: www.twitter.com/rstigile From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Wed Dec 9 20:00:05 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Wed, 9 Dec 2009 20:00:05 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] Guide Dog policy In-Reply-To: <256194.36964.qm@smtp126.sbc.mail.sp1.yahoo.com> Message-ID: <852892.10429.qm@smtp107.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Hello everyone- From what I understand the issue with the dog guide is that there is an instructor who has allergies to dogs and other elements and she has asked the student with the dog guide to put the dog in another classroom for the time that the student is in her class. However, the student is aloud to have the dog guide with for the rest of the time in the center, with the exception of O&M class. I haven't had an opportunity to read the center's policy as of yet, but I will have it read by the time we have our meeting on Sunday Dec. 13/09 at 6:30PM. Happy Holidays to all. Tina and Dixie "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's." - Billy Wilder -----Original Message----- From: cagdu-bounces at nfbcal.org [mailto:cagdu-bounces at nfbcal.org] On Behalf Of Robert Stigile Sent: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 3:39 PM To: Juliet Cody Subject: [Cagdu] Guide Dog policy Hello Cagdu Community, I read the policy that OCB has regarding Guide Dogs, as well as the message from the acting director from OCB who stated, that if we have suggestions, that he would be interested in hearing from us. I think that this could be a great opportunity, if we want to make a change to their policy regarding Guide Dog use. I took the liberty, of asking the NFB Centers, what they do regarding Guide Dogs, and Julie Deden, has responded. This is what she says: Regarding dogs: We love to work with students that use dog guides. They use their dogs to travel to and from the center each day and of cource use them on evenings and weekends. The student puts there dog in a classroom, my office or somewhere where the dog is happy during the day. They see them on breaks and at lunch time. I tell our students that this is like working in many ways. The students are required to use their canes all day at the center. This has always worked out well for the student and their dog. They truly do develop great cane skills and confidence. I hope that this helps. Thanks so much Julie Robert Stigile e-mail: rstigile at sbcglobal.net Twitter: www.twitter.com/rstigile _______________________________________________ Cagdu mailing list Cagdu at nfbcal.org https://www.nfbcal.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/cagdu No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.709 / Virus Database: 270.14.100/2554 - Release Date: 12/08/09 23:32:00 From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Thu Dec 17 20:14:54 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:14:54 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] FW: Animal laws and ORDINANCES for Los Angeles County Message-ID: <460520.66268.qm@smtp125.sbc.mail.sp1.yahoo.com> Subject: Animal laws and ORDINANCES for Los Angeles County I got the following information from the Los Angeles County website regarding animal laws. www.animalcare.lacounty.gov Here is the information. Some cities may not have adopted all of Title 10 or this version of Title 10. Citizens may want to check with your local city or County Animal Shelter regarding code editions. Animal Abandonment: Anyone who abandons an animal is subject to a $500 fine and/or up to six months in jail. (California Penal Code Sec. 597S). Backyard Breeder -- Dog Breeding License Required: Any person, except for someone having a valid kennel license who, for pay or other compensation, breeds a female dog must obtain an animal breeding permit. The permit fee is $125. In order to prevent the over-breeding of animals, each permit authorizes the whelping of no more than one litter per female dog in any 12-month period and no more than one litter per domestic household in any 12-month period. (Los Angeles County Code Title 10, Sec. 10.20.045 and 10.90.010). Barking Dogs: Any pet owner or custodian who allows a dog to bark continuously or for an extended period of time in a manner that annoys the neighbors and disturbs the peace and tranquillity of the neighborhood may be guilty of allowing a public nuisance and punishable by a misdemeanor with a fine of up to $1000 and/or six months in jail. (California Penal Code 373A and L.A. County Code Sec. 10.40.065) If you have a noise complaint, contact your local Department of Animal Care and Control agency or submit an Animal Complaint Form. Dangerous Dogs: Dogs that constitute a public menace may be impounded and removed from the custody of their owner. The Department may file a petition with the Municipal Court to determine the disposition of an animal considered to be dangerous. The owner of such an animal may be fined and forced to give up or dispose of his dog. (County Code Sections 10.37.020. 10/37.040 - 10.37.150) Dogs In Open Vehicles: It is illegal to transport any dog in or on the back or bed of any open truck or other open vehicle while traveling on any county road, street, highway, lane or alley. Violation may result in citation, court appearance and fines of up to $250 per incident. EXCEPTION: Dogs may be transported if each animal is cross-tethered securely or the sides of the open vehicle are built up to a height of 46 inches (3-feet, 10-inches) (Vehicle Code Sec. 23117) Inhumane Treatment: State Penal Code Sec. 597 and County Code Sec. 10.12.160 forbid the abusing, mistreatment, torturing and subjecting any animal to needless suffering. These laws provide that no animal may be deprived of proper food, water or shelter. Violation of these laws can result in felony charges. Please report any case of inhumane animal treatment or neglect to your local animal control agency. The Leash Law: It is not permissible to let your dog run at large day or night, with or without a license (County Code Title 10, Section 10.32.010). Yearly Licensing Requirements: State law and county ordinances require that a dog license be purchased every year and be securely fastened to the dog's collar. Licenses are required at four months of age or older, even for dogs that never leave a house or yard. Failure to license your dog may result in citations, a court appearance and fines (Calif. Health and Safety Code Sec. 1920, Calif. Food and Agriculture Code Sec. 30502 and County code Sec. 10.20.190). Cat license are also required in all county unincorporated areas and several contract cities. Providing Adequate Food And Water: All pet owners are required by law to provide their animals with adequate food and water. Failure to comply with this humane pet care measure is a violation of California Penal Code Sec. 597E and County Code Title 10, Sec. 10.40.010. Providing Proper Shelter: A dog must be provided access to shelter from extremes of heat or cold and rain at all times. (Calif. Penal Code Sec.597A and County Code Title 10, Sec. 10.40.010) Running At Large: No person who owns or has charge of a dog may allow the animal to run at large. Dogs must be kept on a leash at all times when out of their yards. Violation may result in a citation, court appearance and a fine of up to $250. (County Code Title 10, Sec. 10.32.010) Title 10: Complete listing of County Codes pertaining to Animal Care & Control Vaccination Requirements: Rabies vaccinations are required for all dogs 4 months of age or older. Failure to comply may result in a citation and a court appearance. Vaccinations must be valid for the entire licensing period. (Calif. Health and Safety Code, Sec. 1920 and County Code Title 10, Sec. 10.20.220) [Back to Top] "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's." - Billy Wilder From julietcody at cox.net Fri Dec 18 10:50:24 2009 From: julietcody at cox.net (Juliett Cody) Date: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:50:24 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] catching up Message-ID: <6D4E9614896940AF885DEBE31AAE9199@user1b3ecca35d> Good Morning CAGDU Community-- To start we would like to apologize for missing the meeting on Sunday. We had a busier day than we thought and did not get back home until late. We had planned on reporting about what is going on in San Diego: There is going to be an important meeting on December 22 in which the San Diego International Airport, Lindberg Field's, Board of Directors will make its decision on many changes. Thus far there have only been speakers against the change and no one has spoken on behalf of the blind. The president of Yellow Cab, the man who spoke at our seminar, our meeting, and gave CAGDU a large donation in '07, contacted us and asked us if we would be willing to speak. This can be very effective since our voices will be heard by the movers and shakers of San Diego. If anyone has points that you would like to be addressed please post them. Thank you, Juliet and Peter Marly and Aerie -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://nfbcal.org/pipermail/cagdu/attachments/20091218/2672540c/attachment.html From kenvolonte at comcast.net Fri Dec 18 17:20:13 2009 From: kenvolonte at comcast.net (Ken Volonte) Date: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:20:13 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] catching up References: <6D4E9614896940AF885DEBE31AAE9199@user1b3ecca35d> Message-ID: Hi Juliette. Could you please talk a little more about the proposed changes to Limburg field for the benefit of those who don't live in Southern California? Thanks. Ken ----- Original Message ----- From: Juliett Cody To: cagdu at nfbcal.org Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 10:50 AM Subject: [Cagdu] catching up Good Morning CAGDU Community-- To start we would like to apologize for missing the meeting on Sunday. We had a busier day than we thought and did not get back home until late. We had planned on reporting about what is going on in San Diego: There is going to be an important meeting on December 22 in which the San Diego International Airport, Lindberg Field's, Board of Directors will make its decision on many changes. Thus far there have only been speakers against the change and no one has spoken on behalf of the blind. The president of Yellow Cab, the man who spoke at our seminar, our meeting, and gave CAGDU a large donation in '07, contacted us and asked us if we would be willing to speak. This can be very effective since our voices will be heard by the movers and shakers of San Diego. If anyone has points that you would like to be addressed please post them. Thank you, Juliet and Peter Marly and Aerie ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _______________________________________________ Cagdu mailing list Cagdu at nfbcal.org https://www.nfbcal.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/cagdu -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://nfbcal.org/pipermail/cagdu/attachments/20091218/1bc0c423/attachment.html From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Thu Dec 24 06:16:15 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:16:15 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] FW: confirm cases of dogs getting swine flu from humans Message-ID: <21205.13916.qm@smtp109.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Subject: Re: confirm cases of dogs getting swine flu from humans Dear Marion, The CDC released an update today about H1N1 in pets. Here's an excerpt which can be viewed at: http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/qa.htm#f What animals can be infected with the 2009 H1N1 virus? In addition to humans, live swine and turkeys, a small number of ferrets (which are highly susceptible to influenza A viruses), domestic cats and dogs have been infected with 2009 H1N1 virus. In addition, 2009 H1N1 virus infection was reported in a cheetah in the United States. CDC is working closely with domestic and international public and animal heath partners to continually monitor reports of 2009 H1N1 in animals and will provide additional information to the public as it becomes available. How do pets become infected with 2009 H1N1? All available information suggests that the ferrets and domestic cats infected with 2009 H1N1 infections acquired the virus through close contact with ill humans. Can I get 2009 H1N1 influenza from my pet? Available evidence suggests that transmission has been from ill humans to their companion animals. No evidence is available to suggest that animals are infecting humans with 2009 H1N1 virus. What do I do if I am sick with flu-like symptoms and I have pets? If you are sick with influenza-like-illness, take the same precautions with your pets that you would to keep your family and friends healthy: Cover your coughs and sneezes Wash your hands frequently Minimize contact with your pets until 24 hours after your fever is gone What should I do if I suspect my pet has 2009 H1N1 influenza virus? If members of your household have flu-like symptoms, and your pet exhibits respiratory illness, contact your veterinarian. Is there a vaccine available for my pet? Currently, there is not a licensed and approved 2009 H1N1 vaccine for pets. (There is a canine influenza vaccine, which protects dogs from the H3N8 canine flu virus, but it will not protect pets against the 2009 H1N1 virus, and the H3N8 vaccine should not be used in any species other than dogs.) How serious is this disease in pets? Pet ferrets with naturally occurring 2009 H1N1 infection have exhibited illness similar in severity to that seen in ferrets exposed to seasonal influenza viruses and to 2009 H1N1 virus in laboratory settings. Clinical signs exhibited have included sneezing, inactivity, and weight loss. Of the reported cases, most of the pets have recovered fully with supportive care, although some have died. Additional Information American Veterinary Medical Association http://www.avma.org/public_health/influenza/new_virus/default.asp United States Department of Agriculture http://www.usda.gov/wps/portal/?navid=USDA_H1N1 _______________________________________________ nagdu mailing list nagdu at nfbnet.org http://www.nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/nagdu_nfbnet.org To unsubscribe, change your list options or get your account info for nagdu: http://www.nfbnet.org/mailman/options/nagdu_nfbnet.org/tinadt%40sbcglobal.ne t No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.722 / Virus Database: 270.14.117/2581 - Release Date: 12/22/09 00:09:00 From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Thu Dec 24 06:16:15 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:16:15 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] FW: Dog Dictionary Message-ID: <463735.13916.qm@smtp109.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Subject: Dog Dictionary LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and get the drool on the human. SNIFF: A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human exchange of business cards. GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbours put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away. DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down. THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels. WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. It is important to evenly distribute its contents throughout the house before your person comes home. BATH : If you find something especially good to roll in, humans get jealous, and they use this degrading form of torture to get even. Be sure to shake only when next to a person or a piece of furniture. LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command "sit!," especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events. BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea. GOOSE BUMP: A manoeuvre to use as a last resort when the regular bump doesn't get the attention you require ... especially effective when combined with the sniff. See above. CHILDREN: Short humans of optimal petting height. Standing close to one assures some good petting. When running, they are good to chase. If they fall down, they are comfortable to sit on. LOVE: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return. _______________________________________________ Seeingeye-l mailing list To post a message. Seeingeye-l at list.web.net For general information about the list or to modify your subscription visit. http://list.web.net/lists/listinfo/seeingeye-l To unsubscribe, press enter or click on this link. <a href="Mailto:seeingeye-l-request at list.web.net"?Subject=unsubscribe For questions/cncerns/etc please contact one of the list's administrators. seeingeye-l-owner at list.web.net No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.717 / Virus Database: 270.14.116/2580 - Release Date: 12/21/09 11:13:00 From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Thu Dec 24 06:16:16 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:16:16 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] FW: H1N1 Story Message-ID: <802639.13916.qm@smtp109.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Subject: H1N1 Story NEW YORK -- A dog in suburban New York is the first in the nation confirmed to be carrying the same strain of swine flu that is infecting humans, experts said Tuesday. The 13-year-old mixed breed male, which is recovering, apparently caught the virus from his owner. But Michael San Filippo, a spokesman for the American Veterinary Medical Association, said there's no evidence that the flu strain can be transmitted from a pet to a person. "In theory it could happen, but so far it's really looking like a dead end in pets," he said. Dr. Anne Schuchat of the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said Tuesday that animals can carry and spread flu viruses, but such cases are rare and people should not be afraid to enjoy their pets. Related Content More: Swine flu resource guide The CDC says swine flu is waning among humans. It said infections were widespread in 11 states, down from 48 in late October. San Filippo said the diagnosis of the 2009 H1N1 virus was confirmed at two labs, including Iowa State University's. The dog, suffering breathing problems, was taken to the Katonah Bedford Veterinary Center in Bedford Hills, N.Y., on Dec. 13. The medical director there, David Sachs, said he had the dog tested for swine flu because its owner previously had the virus. The practice would not identify the owner or give the dog's name and Sachs said the owner had decided against speaking with reporters. The dog came in for a checkup Tuesday and is "getting back to his old self" but has not fully recovered, said veterinarian Julie Steffens. Among pets, cats and ferrets have previously been found to catch the swine flu strains from humans, and at least one cat and one ferret have died, San Filippo said. He said the veterinary association is recommending that people with ailing pets wash their hands often. If swine flu is suspected in either owner or pet, he said, "isolate yourselves from each other, which we realize is only possible to some degree." Ann Hohenhaus, spokeswoman for the Animal Medical Center in New York, said if a pet or an owner is sick, "Don't play kissyface with your dog or your cat or your ferret. You wouldn't with your kids if you were sick, so don't do it with your pet." Cheryl Echevarria Echevarriatravel.com 1-866-580-5574 Reservations at echevarriatravel.com Affiliated as an Independent Contractor with Montrose Travel CST-1018299-10 _______________________________________________ nagdu mailing list nagdu at nfbnet.org http://www.nfbnet.org/mailman/listinfo/nagdu_nfbnet.org To unsubscribe, change your list options or get your account info for nagdu: http://www.nfbnet.org/mailman/options/nagdu_nfbnet.org/tinadt%40sbcglobal.ne t No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.722 / Virus Database: 270.14.117/2582 - Release Date: 12/22/09 10:22:00 From julietcody at cox.net Thu Dec 24 11:34:37 2009 From: julietcody at cox.net (Juliett Cody) Date: Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:34:37 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] Merry Christmas CAGDU ers Message-ID: <356278AE15CE401EBF5E14B0BCDB4134@user1b3ecca35d> Merry Christmas CAGDU Community! A quick update-- Peter and I spoke at the airport meeting on the 22nd, and it went quite well. We would like to be put on the agenda for our next meeting to give a full report. Also, we would like to thank Ken for his response and and update call. It was nice to catch us up. For the third tine-- Merry Christmas and Happy New year! Love, Juliet and Marly Peter and Aerie -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://nfbcal.org/pipermail/cagdu/attachments/20091224/2bb641c8/attachment.html From tinadt at sbcglobal.net Thu Dec 24 12:14:26 2009 From: tinadt at sbcglobal.net (tina thomas ) Date: Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:14:26 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] Merry Christmas CAGDU ers In-Reply-To: <356278AE15CE401EBF5E14B0BCDB4134@user1b3ecca35d> Message-ID: <39544.67702.qm@smtp106.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Merry Christmas Juliet, peter, Marley and aerie. Looking forward to hearing from you both at our meeting on January 10/2010. Tina and Dixie "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's." - Billy Wilder _____ From: cagdu-bounces at nfbcal.org [mailto:cagdu-bounces at nfbcal.org] On Behalf Of Juliett Cody Sent: Thursday, December 24, 2009 11:35 AM To: cagdu at nfbcal.org Subject: [Cagdu] Merry Christmas CAGDU ers Merry Christmas CAGDU Community! A quick update-- Peter and I spoke at the airport meeting on the 22nd, and it went quite well. We would like to be put on the agenda for our next meeting to give a full report. Also, we would like to thank Ken for his response and and update call. It was nice to catch us up. For the third tine-- Merry Christmas and Happy New year! Love, Juliet and Marly Peter and Aerie No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.722 / Virus Database: 270.14.118/2584 - Release Date: 12/24/09 00:11:00 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://nfbcal.org/pipermail/cagdu/attachments/20091224/23cd8645/attachment.html From kenvolonte at comcast.net Fri Dec 25 11:25:07 2009 From: kenvolonte at comcast.net (Ken Volonte) Date: Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:25:07 -0800 Subject: [Cagdu] FW: Dog Dictionary References: <463735.13916.qm@smtp109.sbc.mail.gq1.yahoo.com> Message-ID: I liked "waste basket" the best. Ken liked some of the other words, but what does he know of life. Edison ----- Original Message ----- From: "tina thomas " To: Sent: Thursday, December 24, 2009 6:16 AM Subject: [Cagdu] FW: Dog Dictionary > Subject: Dog Dictionary > > LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your > person where you want him/her to go. > > DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest > room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. > > DROOL: A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to give > you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and > get > the drool on the human. > > SNIFF: A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human > exchange of business cards. > > GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbours put out once a week to test > your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid > off > with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine > wrappers > to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. > > BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body > fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash > out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The person then > swerves > and falls into the bushes, and you prance away. > > DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them > in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the > person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down. > > THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans > remain > amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of > the > danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and > following at their heels. > > WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy > wrappers. It is important to evenly distribute its contents throughout the > house before your person comes home. > > BATH : If you find something especially good to roll in, humans get > jealous, > and they use this degrading form of torture to get even. Be sure to shake > only when next to a person or a piece of furniture. > > LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command "sit!," especially if your > person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before > black-tie > events. > > BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a > fresh cup of coffee or tea. > > GOOSE BUMP: A manoeuvre to use as a last resort when the regular bump > doesn't get the attention you require ... especially effective when > combined > with the sniff. See above. > > CHILDREN: Short humans of optimal petting height. Standing close to one > assures some good petting. When running, they are good to chase. If they > fall down, they are comfortable to sit on. > > LOVE: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without > restriction. > The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, > a > human will love you in return. > > > _______________________________________________ > > Seeingeye-l mailing list > To post a message. > Seeingeye-l at list.web.net > For general information about the list or to modify your subscription > visit. > http://list.web.net/lists/listinfo/seeingeye-l > To unsubscribe, press enter or click on this link. > <a > href="Mailto:seeingeye-l-request at list.web.net"?Subject=unsubscribe > For questions/cncerns/etc please contact one of the list's administrators. > seeingeye-l-owner at list.web.net > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 9.0.717 / Virus Database: 270.14.116/2580 - Release Date: > 12/21/09 > 11:13:00 > > _______________________________________________ > Cagdu mailing list > Cagdu at nfbcal.org > https://www.nfbcal.org/mailman/listinfo.cgi/cagdu